the exterior, from a drone. Waterslide not pictured.
the bathroom. Sea view, brass fixtures, glass everywhere.
the kitchen. Also has a sea view. Everything here has a sea view.
Lot Nº 10 · La Zagaleta
agency photo 1/3 — the exterior, from a drone. Waterslide not pictured.
€27,000,000

Fifteen bathrooms, eleven bedrooms, plus a two-bedroom flat for overflow guests. Also a bowling alley and a 130-metre waterslide. Priorities.

€27,000,000 — FIFTEEN BATHROOMS, ELEVEN BEDROOMS, PLUS A TWO-BE…€275,000 — ONE ROOM€180,000 — TWENTY-SIX SQUARE METRES, FULLY RENOVATED€950,000 — LISTED AS A GARAGE€119,000 — €119,000 FOR FOURTEEN SQUARE METRES€22,000 — ELEVEN SQUARE METRES€14,900,000 — A POOL BAR€10,500,000 — TWELVE BATHROOMS, NINE BEDROOMS€299,000 — 'COZY STUDIO€14,900,000 — WAS €22
Thursday, 23 July 2026Est. in disbelief · Marbella, SpainLot Nº 10

MARBELLA GONE MAD

One absurd listing a day. Real photos. Real prices. Their words, our eyebrow.
Today's lot — Nº 10 · Villa "El Único", La ZagaletaCondition report →
the exterior, from a drone. Waterslide not pictured.Exhibit A
€27,000,000
Fifteen bathrooms, eleven bedrooms, plus a two-bedroom flat for overflow guests. Also a bowling alley and a 130-metre waterslide. Priorities.
€12,273 / m²(sit with that number a moment)
Vote to see the damage.
Yesterday, Lot Nº 9: €275,000 — Studio Loft, Nueva Andalucía. One room. The listing suggests adding a wall and calling it a bedroom. €275,000, wall not included.Binge the catalogue →
THE WIREDispatches from the coast, read with an eyebrow.the full river →
THE PRICES, WRITTEN DOWNall the numbers →
€4–€9.5the same espeto, across 100 counted beach venuesthe chiringuito census →€300the dearest sunbed in Puerto Banús. The public beach: €0.beach clubs, priced →
THE RECENT DAMAGEall 10 lots →
the pool. Not the loft.
€275,000
One room. The listing suggests adding a wall and calling it a bedroom. €275,000, wall not included.
Nº 9 · Nueva Andalucía22 jul
the apartment. All of it. One photo, one room.
€180,000
Twenty-six square metres, fully renovated. €6,923 a square metre. The whole apartment fits in one photo.
Nº 8 · Marbella21 jul
the workshop, mid-repair. The billiards table is upstairs, allegedly.
€950,000
Listed as a garage. €950,000 buys a diesel laboratory and an injector-testing rig. Upstairs: a sauna and a billiards table. The parking is incidental.
Nº 7 · Marbella20 jul
the street outside Puente Romano. The space itself: not pictured.
€119,000
€119,000 for fourteen square metres. No columns, the listing notes, twice. Puente Romano next door is doing the heavy lifting.
Nº 6 · Marbella19 jul
the building. The parking space is inside, we're told.
€22,000
Eleven square metres. Sea view, golf course view, and pool access, the listing says. For a car.
Nº 5 · Marbella18 jul
the exterior. Terraced into the hillside, sea just visible.
€14,900,000
A pool bar. A yoga space. Seven bedrooms, seven bathrooms. Move-in ready since last summer, if anyone's asked.
Nº 4 · Sotogrande17 jul
Prices real · photos the agencies' own, untouched · the eyebrow is oursMarbella Gone Mad, est. in disbelief